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What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.