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What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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What breaks when you give it to a six year old?

His hips

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.