What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.