What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.