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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars