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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.