What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.