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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

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What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh