What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.