What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

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What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.