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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

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How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.