What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

Grave-y gravy

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.