What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.