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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

This post was removed

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.