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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?