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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Holy Crap Jokes More Holy Crap Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes