What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.