Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
E-reptile dysfunction
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Comment after reading the article.
Because they can't get past "the wall".
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.