Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Because 12 13 14!
Because they can't get past "the wall".
They don't have a say in anything!
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.