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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?