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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

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Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.