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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?

No comment.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.