Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!