Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

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Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

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Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?

Because they are so darn good at it.

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Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!