Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!