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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!