Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.