Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.