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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).