Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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How do you pay for incense?

In cents

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)