Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!