What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

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Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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A son Bern

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What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border