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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border