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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Flavor Gum Jokes More Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.