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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Flavor Gum Jokes More Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.