What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Flavor Gum Jokes More Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.