What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Flavor Gum Jokes More Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.