What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border