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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

Because their lipstick

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Flavor Gum Jokes More Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border