Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!