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Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Cat Alogue Jokes More Cat Alogue Jokes

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!