Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

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What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.