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Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Cat Alogue Jokes More Cat Alogue Jokes

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!