Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!