What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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How did you get those horrible burns?

Flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!