What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter