What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.