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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.