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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What do you call a cat on a big plate?

A platterpuss

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What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!