What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.