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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.