What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Why do cats chase birds?

For a lark!

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What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"