What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What color is ice?

Hielo.