What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.