What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.