What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice