What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.