What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.