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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.