What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.