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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!