Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb?

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.