Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

President Jokes More President Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"