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Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.