Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

President Jokes More President Jokes

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb