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Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why don't black people like pirates?

They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"