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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.