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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Who's there! Cymbals! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!