What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.