What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!