What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)