What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!