What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...