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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.