What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!