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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal