What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns