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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old