What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.