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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky