What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.