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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

15 Foot Jokes More 15 Foot Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.