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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.