Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.