Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.