Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.