Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!