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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.