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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Boar Jokes More Boar Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.