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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor