Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor