What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

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What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Boar Jokes More Boar Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.