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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Boar Jokes More Boar Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.