What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable.

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What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.