What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Boar Jokes More Boar Jokes

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor