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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Boar Jokes More Boar Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.