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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

Election Day Jokes More Election Day Jokes

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

Stable Economy Jokes More Stable Economy Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...