What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy