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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...