What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy