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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy