What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin