What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.