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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body