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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?