What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

Makes choking sounds*

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.