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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.