What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket