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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body