What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.