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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.