What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

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What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.