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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.