What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.