What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are Asians no good a football (soccer)?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Skeleton Key Jokes More Skeleton Key Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.