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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.