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What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

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Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.