What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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They both like to crack open a cold one

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Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Because everyone was a goblin

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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His mummy.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!