Wrap Music Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Music Group Jokes More Music Group Jokes

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.