Wrap Music Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Music Group Jokes More Music Group Jokes

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard