Wrap Music Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.