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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!