Wrap Music Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

Music Group Jokes More Music Group Jokes

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L