Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.