Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

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How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!