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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.