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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.