What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

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Who's there! Adelia! Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.