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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...