Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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How many ladies have you slept with?

She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.