Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

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Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.