What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.