What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.