My ears are burning!
The phone rang while she was ironing!
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
The farmers milk them dry.
Because he kept on dropping beets.
Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!
A buck an ear.
A b
Because they are both tail bearers!
