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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Gossip Jokes More Gossip Jokes

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

Because they are both tail bearers!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.