What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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Arfson

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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An overall statement.

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Paints the town red

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A solar panel.

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Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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Try some sparkly earrings.

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Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!