My ears are burning!
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
When Hillary leaves town.
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
So that they can hear each other over their clothes
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Engineers
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
Because they are both tail bearers!
