What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!