What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What kind of jokes do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Gossip Jokes More Gossip Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

Because they are both tail bearers!