What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook