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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who's there! Bert! Bert who?

Bert the dinner!

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.