What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy