What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.