How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

Because they are both tail bearers!