How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Gossip Jokes More Gossip Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!