How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.