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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

Because they are both tail bearers!

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!