Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side