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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Three pirates

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!