Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.