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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.