Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side