To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other
With a cowculator.
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
An elephant with an umbrella!
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
To get to the udder side
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.