Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.