Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder