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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

A milkshake

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.