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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.