What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.