What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.