What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake