What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

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What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.