What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.