What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!