What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.