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What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

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What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.