What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.