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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.