What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)