What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.