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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.