What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.