What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer