What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.