Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best rock to sleep on?

Bed rock

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Blonde Woman Jokes More Blonde Woman Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie