Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie