Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

Blonde Woman Jokes More Blonde Woman Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es