Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Blonde Woman Jokes More Blonde Woman Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.