Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

Because they have no Seoul