Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.