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Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

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Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

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Oven mitts

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.