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Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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Why is Kim Jong-Un so bad?

He has no Seoul

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.