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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.