What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Who's the funniest girl you know?

Lola.

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Smart Woman Jokes More Smart Woman Jokes

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you