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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.