Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

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What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.