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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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He heard it was a growing field.

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Because 7 8 9 A.

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Mini Soda

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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Tennish

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What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

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Shaken. Not stirred

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He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.