What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish