What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.