The cat shat on the mat.
They go sharkers!
Donald Ducks
A purr-rito
It's smoking a cigarette.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Buy a deck of cards.
He opensh hish doorsh with them.
About tennish.