What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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It leaves.

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Because his watch has ended.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Reddish.

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.