Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

The warning label.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Pokmon Jokes More Pokmon Jokes

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!