Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Pokmon Jokes More Pokmon Jokes

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!