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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Pokmon Jokes More Pokmon Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!