Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint