Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.