Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate