Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.