Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Onejina
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
The four hands (you dirty minds)
Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...
In case you get a hole in one.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Newlywebs.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
One is a hunt on a course.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.