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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!