Marry Man Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

Plague-arism

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes?

A historepost.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit