A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because they don't want a man lost!
Because they want to.
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupes
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
He said he can't elope.
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
I'm at wick's end.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
Because he never sleeps in much!
They had a wedding reception.
Another year!
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Because they cantaloupe!
Because they can't elope.
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)
