A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
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I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because they don't want a man lost!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Because they want to.
Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
He posed for Halloween masks!
They had a wedding reception.
Because they were still monkeys.
A BABOOM!
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
By hare (air) mail.
In the trunk of a car.
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Stupid.
