A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because they don't want a man lost!
Because they want to.
His surname
His Thug Wife.
They coalesce
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Like a sixpack
A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
The first one written
Nothing. We're on reddit
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
An earwig!
