A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Onejina
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because they don't want a man lost!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Because they want to.
Because they cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe!
Offensive)
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
An under cover cop.
I Duggar.
The elephant remembers.
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
He wanted to make some doe!
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
Go on a bunnymoon
Tell her she's pregnant.
His prime-mate!
You're a prime mate!
