A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Onejina
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because they don't want a man lost!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Because they want to.
She wanted a big wedding.
Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
Ruthless.
Ruth-less.
Humiditea.
The Leprenomichaun.
Pope corn!
Your holiness
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
His surname
A historepost.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
