Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.