Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

In Bhuddapest

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How far along are you?

ME: 5 stops.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.