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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.