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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.