Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.